Channel 11 says to Hunker down, Channel 2 says to Bunker down. I ask you, which is it? And are they doing this to me on purpose?

I've spent the night texting and IM-ing and generally keeping connected. The reason why I'm over here is sitting by the window, the open window, and reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. I love her for that! The dogs are tired and sloppy, and very bored. All is okay. I think. I hope.