You come to the dog park with pockets full of treats and act all surprised and flustered when my dog gets a whiff of this, trots up to you, burries her nose in your pockets and will not leave you alone about it. Honestly, what did you expect? And if you don't stop acting that way and instead put your hand in your pocket and pull out a treat for her, we're both going to be here all day. No, seriously. Next time, please leave either the treats or the mock shock at home, yeah?
