It's all fun and games on a Saturday night, drinking beer with your friends in their backyard, the fire in the Chiminea keeping you warm, watching the internal pyro come out in some of your friends as they feed the fire and feed it some more. But when the small twigs and medium sticks are all gone, and one friend drags from behind the garage a branch that is so big, it could be a tree outright, and the other friends says "Let's get the chainsaw," well, that's when I have to draw the line.