Sunday, April 10, 2005

They know not what they do

Things they understand:

  • Sit
  • Stay
  • No
  • Come here
  • Treatie
  • Fetch it up
  • Are you hungry?
Things we wish they understood, know they do not, and yet still have the nerve to say out loud to them anyway:
  • Get out of there
  • Don't get dirty
  • Don't leave the porch
  • We're tired of throwing the ball now; give it a rest
  • Go to sleep
  • Oh no, it's way too early to get up
  • Don't pee in the house (that one is for Dad's dog)
  • There are plenty of balls and toys around, you don't need that exact one that's in the armadillo hole
  • Cows are our friends
  • Cow poop is not food
  • When you're looking for your ball, look under the couch
  • This thing that you have about being over-protective, it's okay at 5:00 in the evening but really not so okay at 5:00 in the morning
  • When you drink water, there's no need to push your entire face in the bowl and then walk around the kitchen dripping everywhere
  • Leave that O'Possum alone

1 comment:

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